2013
Wrestling Year-End Awards
December
31, 2013
By Ryan
Porzl
It's that time of year again. It's the 2013 Wrestling
Year-End Awards. I shall award both the best of the year as well as
the worst of the year from both American and Japanese Wrestling. To
quote film critic Gene Siskel said about the academy, the same is
true for the wrestling magazines and newsletters. These are choices
that they would give if they are as smart as I am (just kidding). My
worst awards will be the same rules that Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert
made years ago which is I won't pick on obscure wrestlers, matches,
or promotions no matter how bad they are. I'll pick on the big
visible ones since they're more likely to be seen by more people and
therefore, cause more suffering.
American
Wrestling-
Best Wrestler of the Year:
AJ Styles (TNA)- AJ Style was without question, the best wrestler of
2013. He provided us with many great matches with the likes of Kurt
Angle, Austin Aries, Magnus, and Bully Ray. From a storyline
standpoint, he regained the TNA World Heavyweight Title and won the
2013 Bound For Glory Series. Perhaps more importantly, Styles did
something we don't normally see in pro wrestling. We saw him try a
different gimmick, a different look, and even doing a somewhat
different style of wrestling. We saw AJ become a brooding lone wolf
who wore black & a leather jacket, grow a beard, and tone down
the flashy style in favor of a more technical style. It's refreshing
to see especially in a year where top stars were guys like John Cena,
Bully Ray, and Jay Briscoe who have been playing the same characters,
more or less, for 10 years or more.
Best Women's Wrestler of the Year:
Kaitlyn (WWE)- I'm impressed at the growth and evolution of Kaitlyn.
Only three years ago, she was a girl with potential but was extremely
green. Now she is easily one of the best divas in the WWE. She also
comes off as someone rare in the divas. Despite coming from a
modeling background and not following wrestling growing up, she seems
like she's willing to learn and not half-ass or go through the
motions. This year we saw Kaitlyn win the Diva's Title, have a great
feud with AJ Lee, and have some good matches with AJ and Eve Torres.
While the end of the year wasn't the best as she cast aside in favor
of the stupid AJ/Total Divas feud, it still doesn't take anything
away from her and her accomplishments this year.
Best Babyface of the Year:
Daniel Bryan (WWE)- Say what you will about WWE botching Daniel Bryan
in 2013 and they sure did but no one can deny that Bryan was the best
babyface of the year. Nobody in American Wrestling got the cheers and
ovations that he got. He was easily the most popular wrestler in 2013
and it's not hard to see why. He's a phenomenal wrestler, he can
talk, and connect with the crowd. But even with all his talents, it
was more than that. I can't explain how but he was getting reactions
that you don't hear everyday.
Best Heel of the Year:
Bully Ray (TNA)- Bully Ray still has it. In a time where we live with
the internet and know wrestling is scripted, it's still impressive
for Bully Ray to get the crowd that angry at him. It's one thing for
a heel to get booed but at his best, Bully is still able to get crowd
to act in ways that haven't been regularly seen since the 80s-early
90s. Best example was a Lockdown when Bully revealed himself as the
president of the Aces and Eights which resulted in the crowd throwing
garbage and beer bottles at ringside and into the cage. Sadly, there
aren't many villains in wrestling anymore like Bully Ray and for
that, he deserves credit for reviving a lost art.
Best
Tag Team of the Year:
reDRagon (ROH)- I'll admit, I haven't seen much of reDRagon. However,
they appear to be a very solid team and were one of the few dominant
teams in American Wrestling in 2013. The team proved their worth with
critically acclaimed matches with great teams like the American
Wolves and the Forever Hooligans. Storyline wise, the team captured
the ROH World Tag Team Championships on two occasions and held them
for the majority of the year.
Best
Match of the Year:
Bobby Roode vs. Kurt Angle (Bound For Glory) (TNA)- This was a very
good back and forth match between two excellent wrestlers. It was
never boring and told a good story of Roode being one step ahead of
Angle during the match likely since it was one of Angle's first
matches back after taking time off for rehab. Other than the finish
of Angle “hurting” himself while doing a top rope Angle Slam,
this match came off as Angle and Roode being equals and that Roode
can hang with a decorated champion and wrestling legend.
Most
Improved Wrestler of the Year:
Garett Bischoff (TNA)- Garett has a lot to prove since he is the son
of Eric Bischoff. 2013 saw Bischoff show good improvement and prove
that he doesn't need his father to be employed. He showed improvement
in the ring and on the mic. He really came into his own when he
turned heel and joined Aces & Eights. Like father, like son,
Bischoff showed he's a natural villain like his dad. He came off
smug, arrogant, and just a guy you would pay to see get beat up. His
best stuff was against big, tough guys like Samoa Joe as he showed
he's very good at taking bumps and acting like a piece of shit weasel
who you want to see the big monsters crush.
Comeback
Wrestler of the Year:
Chris Sabin (TNA)- This choice was easy. In April 2011, Sabin tore
his right ACL and sat out for most of 2011. After returning in early
2012, Sabin would wrestle for only 3-4 months before tearing his left
ACL. Despite tearing both ACLs, Sabin would not only return but
return in top form. He hasn't missed a beat as he's able to compete
as good as he did before. He's still able to compete in X Division
matches but also took his game a step further by proving he can hang
with the main eventers. From a storyline standpoint, Sabin won his
first ever TNA World Heavyweight Championship and four more X
Division titles which makes him a record setting 8 time X Division
Champion.
Best
Feud of the Year:
Kaitlyn vs. AJ Lee (WWE)- This feud gets my award for a few reasons.
The first being it was very good as it featured good segments and
very good matches. The second being that this is easily been the best
feud in the WWE divas division since 2006 when Trish Stratus and Lita
retired. Kaitlyn and AJ had very good chemistry with Kaitlyn as the
fan favorite hybrid diva who uses power and strength while AJ is the
crazy, technical villain who uses submissions to counter Kaitlyn's
strength. The feud has also been building up for so long with both
coming into the WWE via the third season of NXT, then became tag team
partners, and finally breaking up last year. I really believe that at
their best, Kaitlyn and AJ has the potential to be the Trish Stratus
and Lita of their generation.
Debut/Return
of the Year:
The Wyatt Family (WWE)- The Wyatts were the best act to debut this
year. The group definitely comes off as something you don't normally
see from the gimmick of a southern like cult to their entrance of
Bray Wyatt leading his men to the ring with his lantern lighting the
way. The group has all the potential in the world. Bray Wyatt comes
off excellent as a crazed, cult-like leader who is very good and
athletic in the ring while also being charismatic and skilled on the
mic. Luke Harper and Erick Rowan are very good big men with strength,
agility, and the perfect look for the gimmick. The stable has already
been in a few high-profile feuds with Kane and Bryan. Hopefully the
group will continue their success in 2014.
Most
Underrated Wrestler of the Year:
Jay Lethal (ROH)- 2013 saw many talented wrestlers not get their due
but Jay Lethal is the most underrated out of the bunch. Sure guys
like Daniel Bryan and Dolph Ziggler were wasted and never given the
chances they deserved but at least they had at least one title reign
and brief main event shots even if they were half-assed. Lethal, on
the other hand, didn't even get a chance to sink or swim. This was a
guy who should've been ROH World Champion but not only did that not
happen, he got wasted in the midcard. On top of that, he got passed
over for an embarrassing hillbilly in Jay Briscoe who doesn't have a
fraction of his talent. Here's hoping 2014 will be better for Lethal.
Best
Announcer of the Year:
Mike Tenay (TNA)- The professor is always reliable for bringing great
announcing. Tenay is one of the greatest announcers in wrestling
history and continues to show it year after year. He comes off as an
expert who knows what he's calling, he seems to know when to pick his
spots in terms of comedy, and he's not annoying to listen to. Lastly,
he doesn't come off as a clown like the WWE announcers and he doesn't
come off as a b-announcer like Kevin Kelly.
Best
Non-Wrestler of the Year:
Dixie Carter (TNA)- In 2013, I personally am tired of evil authority
figures. It's probably the stalest storyline in wrestling history.
That being said, I still give Dixie Carter some credit. When this
storyline began, I cringed at the thought of her as a heel boss.
However, to her credit, she actually is much better than I thought.
She plays her role well, she's over with the crowd, and she's not
overkill. While some believe this is a copy of recent storyline in
the WWE with the McMahon Family, the difference is that Dixie is more
tolerable and doesn't let her ego dominate the show.
Best
Gimmick of the Year:
AJ Styles|Lone Wolf (TNA)- This one is one of the obvious ones. For
one thing, AJ played the character well by changing his flashiness
for more of a dark, brooding character. He played the role well in
both the ring and on the mic. He was believable on the mic and he
would even tone down his moveset in the ring by wrestling more
technical and added the calf killer submission hold. Another reason
is the fact we don't see something like this enough in wrestling
where a wrestler will change their persona, in-ring style, or look
with many wrestlers doing the same schtick for years and even
decades.
Best
Promotion of the Year:
Total Nonstop Action Wrestling- TNA wasn't as great as it was last
year but it still had plenty of great moments and was the best
promotion of the year. The year saw the entertaining TNA vs. Aces &
Eights feud that went through most of the year. AJ Styles returning
to title contention and all of his storylines. New life was put into
the X Division with established names like Chris Sabin and Austin
Aries reclaiming the gold while new talent like Manik and Kenny King
enjoying reigns in their own right. The year ended with new blood
taking that next step with Magnus winning the TNA World Title for the
first time and Gunner being groomed for future greatness.
Worst
Wrestler of the Year:
Jay Briscoe (ROH)- Wrestling has had many stereotypes and
unfortunately, Jay Briscoe is a living, breathing, walking, talking
stereotype. He's comes off as a drunk redneck who can barely grasp
the English language and wrestles like a kid doing wrestling moves on
a trampoline in his backyard. Overall, Briscoe is not a good
wrestler, he's not charismatic, can't cut a promo, doesn't have a
look, and isn't marketable. It's even worse when you remember or know
that ROH had guys like Jay Lethal, Michael Elgin, Tommaso Ciampa, and
Adam Cole (though he did get the title later on) they could focus
instead of Briscoe. Yet Briscoe still got a run with the World Title.
It doesn't help that Briscoe is still in a team with brother Mark.
This makes his singles run even weirder as it almost comes off like
Road Warrior Hawk or Ricky Morton becoming champion. I say almost
because they actually had talent.
Worst
Women's Wrestler of the Year:
The Bella Twins (WWE)- The Bellas are two divas but they're a
package. Honestly, the Bellas have never been good on either the mic
or in the ring but since coming back, they haven't done anything
great and haven't had any great matches or great promos. To make
matters worse, they reportedly have been considered the top divas in
the WWE due to their appearance in the Total Divas reality show. The
point being, if your going to be on TV as much as them and be
considered top stars, you better be able to back it up in the ring
and they can't.
Worst
Tag Team of the Year:
Tons of Funk (WWE)- Pop quiz: What do you get when you combine 350
pounds of shit with another 350 pounds of shit? One answer is 700
pounds of shit. The other? Tons of Funk. Oh man, this team is a
special kind of suck. The Brodus Clay gimmick was already the winner
of my worst gimmick for 2012. Neither Clay and Tensai were good
wrestlers so we really didn't need them in a team. This team failed
everywhere. They looked like jackasses, they put on bad matches, and
couldn't talk. Thankfully, the team is no more but they still get
this award for 11½ months of painful moments. Thanks but no thanks
WWE. If I want to watch two guys look like morons to appeal to kids
then I watch old footage of the Bushwhackers.
Worst
Match of the Year:
John Cena vs. Mark Henry (Money in the Bank 2013) (WWE)- It takes two
to tango but this year it took the biggest handpicked talent in WWE
history and the biggest flop in WWE history to have the worst match
of the year. This match passed every criteria in the worst match of
the year qualification list. It was sloppy, it was botchy, and both
“wrestlers” lumbered around like the talentless oafs they are.
This match was slow and boring. You had Cena not even applying the
STF right for the millionth time. You had Mark Henry barely being
able to swing Cena which looked pathetic. Overall, the broomstick
that Ric Flair can supposedly carry to a 3 star match has more talent
in it's bristles than these two have in their whole bodies.
Worst
Feud of the Year:
Daniel Bryan vs. The McMahon Family (WWE)- This feud was an epic fail
on so many levels. The first was the fact that Bryan was a very
red-hot act and it seemed like a waste to put him with the McMahons.
The second was it just seemed like a rehash of the Stone Cold/McMahon
feud from 15 years ago. Third is the fact that it takes two to tango
and while Bryan was game, The McMahon's are awful. The best way to do
a story like this is for the fans to live vicariously through the
blue-collar hero like “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and Daniel Bryan
as they stick it to their boss. The problem is we didn't see that
with Bryan. Unlike, Austin who was able to raise hell and get the
last laugh more times than not, Bryan was made to look like a loser
the whole time. Very rarely was Bryan able to get the last laugh or
stick it to the McMahons or even get revenge on Triple H for costing
him the title at Summerslam. Instead, the feud saw Bryan get beat up
week after week. Bryan deserved way more than feuding with a very
stale and egotistical act.
Most
Overrated Wrestler of the Year:
Alberto Del Rio (WWE)- There isn't a wrestler this year that has been
given as many chances at bat and strike out each and everytime as
Alberto Del Rio. This year, the WWE did everything except selling
their souls to the devil to get him over including tweaking his
character on three occasions but none of it worked. He entered the
year as a babyface “Man of the People” type character in an
attempt for the WWE to push him as their new hispanic superstar. When
that failed to get over, they made him a heel again and gave him his
rich aristocratic character but that didn't get him over with the
crowd. They then tried to make him a more serious and vicious heel
but he still failed to catch on. Unfortunately, the WWE didn't get
the hint. Despite doing everything to get Del Rio over the fans, not
only did he fail with every chance, but they continued to push him as
a top star. As if that wasn't enough, the WWE blew a golden
opportunity with Dolph Ziggler to give Del Rio another run at the
World Heavyweight Championship. All in all, when crickets don't even
react to you, you have no business being pushed as a top star and
when you are, you're overrated.
Worst
Announcer of the Year:
JBL (WWE)- This one might not be popular but I stand by it. JBL is
not only the worst announcer of the year but he's easily the most
annoying. He doesn't bring anything to the commentary table, he
doesn't have a voice for commentary as he sounds drunk, and he just
repeats stuff over and over again like calling Daniel Bryan a flying
goat. He doesn't bring anything to the announce table. He's not a
play-by-play guy and doesn't call the action. He's not a color
commentator as he doesn't bring a wrestler's perspective or point of
view that much and he's not funny or witty. Even worse is the fact
that he gets some praise for bringing up promotions from Mexico and
Japan yet the problem is he sometimes doesn't get his facts right
like claiming that Tensai was the first two time New Japan Cup
tournament winner (he only won one). WWE has a lot of bad announcers
but JBL is on a whole other level. If WWE wants announcers who follow
wrestling outside the WWE, then they should rehire Matt Striker.
Worst
Non-Wrestler of the Year:
The McMahon Family (WWE)- I don't know where to begin on this one. I
guess I can begin by saying the McMahon's have made an already bad
product downright unwatchable. Vince may have been a great character
at one point but this isn't 1998 or even 1999 anymore and no one
wants to see him. Honestly, Vince really has had no business on TV
since Fully Loaded 1999 (except for special appearances or
announcements). Stephanie was never good to begin with and now may be
even worse if that's possible. It's almost like she tries too hard to
be intimidating and she's not. What needs to be said of Triple H that
hasn't already been said? It's safe to say a lot of fans have been
tired of him since 2002 and we don't need to open shows with his
usual sleep-inducing 20 minute promos. As if being bad performers
weren't bad enough, all three have ridiculous egos. They rarely put
anyone over, they're all over TV, and never let anyone outsmart them
or get one over them. Yet another problem is the fact they were never
needed in the first place. WWE already had two villainous general
managers in Brad Maddox and Vickie Guerrero and with the brand split
being over, two is too much as it is. Lastly, they bring zilch to the
product. They're not entertaining, nobody wanted them back on TV,
they don't put anyone over, and they don't add anything to the show.
Worst
Gimmick of the Year:
The Real Americans|Right-wing Tea Party (WWE)- This gimmick fails for
many reasons. The first is I'm not a fan of gimmicks that are about
politics. We don't need politics in pro wrestling since we have
enough of it in the real world. The second is it's a complete waste
of great talents like Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro who deserve
more than being put with Zeb Colter for a manager and given a gimmick
that relies on cheap tactics to get reactions from the fans (example
would include accusing hispanics being illegal aliens). Third and
lastly, if WWE wanted to do a gimmick on the Tea Party, they
should've done it four years ago when the Tea Party were all over the
media. Instead the gimmick comes off as four years too late and the
WWE looks outdated.
Worst
Promotion of the Year:
WWE- This one is the biggest no-brainer. In fact, there isn't even a
silver because no company comes close. Being a fan of wrestling for
over 15 years, having known about it for 20, and having studied
wrestling history, I can honestly say that there probably has never
been an American company that has been as stubborn, as incompetent,
and as clueless as the WWE in 2013. Not World Class in 1987. Not AWA
in 1988, 1989, or 1990. Not even WCW in 1999 or 2000. 2013 saw the
WWE take stupidity to a whole new level. During this calendar year,
the WWE continued to push and focus the promotion on boring and
failed acts like John Cena, Randy Orton, and Alberto Del Rio. They
squandered the chance to capitalize on red-hot wrestlers like Daniel
Bryan and Dolph Ziggler as they chose to bury them instead. We got
the unneeded and unwanted return of the McMahons and Triple H to TV.
They abruptly ended a great diva's feud between AJ and Kaitlyn so
they can have AJ feud with the divas who are on a reality show that
the majority of the demographic doesn't watch. They wasted the
opportunity for the Rock to put over a new star by having him put
over Cena. Their titles still mean nothing as I personally had a hard
time remembering at various points this year who was the
Intercontinental and United States champions. Their flagship show is
still at 3 hours and drags every week. They released one of the best
talents in the business and a guy who could've main evented
Wrestlemania in Chris Hero/Kassius Ohno. They brought up two divas to
the main roster before they even had one professional wrestling match
because they were cast members of a reality show. We got some of the
stupidest gimmicks in recent memory including dancing morons (Tons of
Funk), Tea Partiers (Real Americans), Bull fighters with a midget
bull mascot (Los Matadores), and a guy who's gimmick is to give bad
news (Bad News Barrett). Storylines dropped out of nowhere with no
explaination. Makes me miss the good ole' days of Fritz Von Erich
collapsing on Christmas night of a supposed heart attack, the AWA
Team Challenge Series, and Kevin Nash's limo getting hit by a
mysterious white hummer.
Japanese
Wrestling-
Best
Wrestler of the Year:
Suwama (All Japan)- Suwama is probably the most underrated top star
in Japanese wrestling. I always felt he never gets the notice that he
deserves especially this year. Sure guys like Kazuchika Okada,
Hiroshi Tanahashi, and KENTA did great but Suwama was better than
them this year. Suwama had many great matches this year including
against the likes of Jun Akiyama, Go Shiozaki, and even Akebono. From
the storyline standpoint, Suwama won his third Triple Crown
Championship, his first Unified World Tag Team Championship, and the
2013 World Strongest Tag Determination League. Suwama also became the
first wrestler since 2002 to have held both the Triple Crown and the
Unified World Tag Team Championship at the same time (Keiji “The
Great Muta” Mutoh was the last to do it) I also give Suwama this
award as he is the ace of All Japan during uncertain times. With All
Japan having lost half their roster and many staff members due to the
Mutoh exodus, Suwama is the top star of All Japan during hard times
but I believe he's done a great job in the ring and does help
backstage. In fact, he was one of the first wrestlers to show support
for All Japan and remain which is what you want in an ace. He
could've taken the easy way and jump to the more stable Wrestle-1 but
chose to stay in All Japan. Okada and Tanahashi are great but any
great wrestler can be an ace of a very stable and successful
promotion. Even though NOAH isn't the best, KENTA was still the top
star in a less chaotic promotion. It still takes a great talent to be
a top star in a promotion with a chaotic year and Suwama has proven
to be just that.
Best
Junior Heavyweight Wrestler of the Year:
Taiji Ishimori (NOAH)- Ishimori was the best junior by far in 2013.
Ishimori had the chance to be the ace of Pro Wrestling NOAH's junior
heavyweight division where he put on some incredible performances. He
was the type of guy you would want in a junior heavyweight division
as he has a very acrobatic style of high-flying action. He also put
on some very fun matches this year with up and comers like Zack Sabre
Jr. to veterans like Tatsuhito Takaiwa. Storyline wise, Ishimori won
the GHC (Global Honored Crown) Jr. Heavyweight Championship and held
it for most of the year.
Best
Gaijin (Foreigner) of the Year:
James Raideen (ZERO1)- The native from New Zealand is my
gaijin/foreigner of the year. Despite only being 22 years old,
Raideen doesn't come off as a fish out of water and can easily hold
his own against wrestler's with a tremendous amount of experience. He
also has the whole package. He's big, strong, agile, athletic, and
has a good look. He also put on some very good matches this year
against the likes of Masato Tanaka, Yuji Okabayashi, and Yusaku
Obata. From a storyline standpoint, Raideen won his first ZERO1 World
Heavyweight Championship and the 2013 Fire Festival tournament. By
winning these great accomplishments, he became the first foreigner to
win the fire festival and the youngest ZERO1 World Heavyweight
Champion as well as the youngest Fire Festival winner.
Best
Tag Team of the Year:
Kotaro Suzuki & Atsushi Aoki (All Japan)- Suzuki & Aoki are
probably the most exciting team to watch in Japan in 2013. They put
on many great matches this year against Koji Kamemoto & Minoru
Tanaka, Kaz Hayashi & Shuji Kondo, Argenis & Drago, and
Shigehiro Irie & Keisuke Ishii. They have a fun style with both
have great high flying skills and even technical skills. From a
storyline standpoint, the team held the All-Asia Tag Team
Championship for the majority of the year and won the 2013 Jr. Tag
League.
Best
Match of the Year:
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Kazuchika Okada (NJPW Invasion Attack) (New
Japan)- Anybody who follows Japanese Wrestling knows this match
(although they had a few more classics). This match definitely
deserves the hype especially since these two wrestled before this and
sometimes sequels aren't as good as the original. This match went
back and forth, it featured moves I haven't seen before, and it never
got boring. There wasn't a time while watching that I felt bored or
wanted it to end. In fact, time went pretty fast despite the match
being around the 30 minute mark. It was also nice to see Okada win
the match and the IWGP (International Wrestling Grand Prix)
Heavyweight Championship clean with no interference or shenanigans.
Most
Improved Wrestler of the Year:
Tomohiro Ishii (New Japan)- Ishii has always been a hidden gem in the
world of Japanese wrestling but 2013 finally saw him get the chance
to shine and boy, did he take it. Ishii had many great matches most
notably with Katusyori Shibata that were praised by many fans and
reporters in the wrestling industry. Though he didn't win a title, he
took a step up as he did receive a few title shots and entered New
Japan's G1 Climax tournament for the first time in his career. After
being ignored for years, Ishii finally got himself noticed in 2013.
Hopefully, 2014 will see Ishii take that next step and win some gold.
Comeback
Wrestler of the Year:
Ultimo Dragon (Freelancer)- It seems like a lifetime ago that we seen
the Ultimo Dragon but after a few years away from the major leagues,
Dragon ended 2013 on a high note. By the end of the year, Dragon came
to All Japan Pro Wrestling and became a top wrestler in the junior
heavyweight division. From a storyline standpoint, Dragon won the
AJPW World Junior Heavyweight Championship and ended the year as
champion. While Dragon didn't have the biggest year and his moment
came at the end, he still deserves the award since he kept such a
low-profile for so long and now is a champion in a major
organization.
Debut/Return
of the Year:
Burning (All Japan)- The five members of Burning made news earlier
this year when they decided to go to All Japan Pro Wrestling after
jumping ship from Pro Wrestling NOAH. The five members (Jun Akiyama,
Go Shiozaki, Yoshinobu Kanemaru, Kotaro Suzuki & Atsushi Aoki)
would become key signings for All Japan as they all were champions
when the Mutoh exodus occurred and all stayed thus making them all
important pillars for All Japan. From a storyline standpoint, all
five members held titles this year with Akiyama and Shiozaki holding
the Unified World Tag Team Championships, Kanemaru winning the World
Junior Heavyweight Championship, and Suzuki & Aoki winning the
All-Asia Tag Team Championships. Akiyama also won the 2013 Champions
Carnival while Suzuki & Aoki won the 2013 Junior Tag League.
Most
Underated Wrestler of the Year:
Toru Yano & Takashi Iizuka (New Japan)- Sure, Yano and Iizuka won
NOAH's GHC Tag Team Championships but I still feel they were very
underrated. In their home promotion of New Japan, they barely did
anything. They didn't win any titles, they were in the bottom of the
2013 New Japan World Tag League, and Iizuka was left off the New
Japan Cup and the G1 Climax. The times they weren't teaming, it felt
like Yano was always losing while Iizuka was wasted in opening
matches or preshow matches. It's definitely a shame as Yano is a very
good performer who should be groomed for better things. Iizuka may be
47 but he's still a very good wrestler and more healthier than guys
who are younger than him. Together or apart, the two are two of the
more fun wrestlers to watch with Yano playing the weasel, cheating
heel while Iizuka is the psychotic, weapon-wielding maniac. Both
deserve better than what they got in 2013 and hopefully things will
pick up next year.
Best
Promotion of the Year:
All Japan Pro Wrestling- All Japan had it's faults but it still was
my favorite promotion of the year. Despite the Mutoh exodus, they
still put out some great shows and awesome matches. They were also
able to score a few coups in talent as they signed the five members
of Burning and started using up and comer Kento Miyahara. For most of
the year they had the right guys as champions with Suwama holding the
Triple Crown Heavyweight Championship, Yoshinobu Kanemaru holding the
World Junior Heavyweight Championship, Jun Akiyama & Go Shiozaki
and later Suwama & Joe Doering held the Unified World Tag Team
Championships, Kotaro Suzuki & Atsushi Aoki held the All-Asia Tag
Team Championships, and SUSHI held the Gaora TV Championship. The
promotion held many great matches including the Suwama/Go Shiozaki
series and all of Suzuki and Aoki's tag title defenses. I also
commend them for doing well despite losing half their roster. Here's
hoping they rebuild their roster and continue to regain their
momentum in 2014.
Worst
Wrestler of the Year:
Akebono (All Japan)- Akebono is definitely the worst wrestler of the
year. Being a former sumo wrestler, Akebono is a limited and dull
wrestler to watch at times. Unlike other big men like Yokozuna, King
Mabel, and Vader, Akebono isn't very agile and at times moves like a
slug. While he's pretty good in tag teams, he has a hard time having
good singles matches. I know All Japan lost half of their roster and
Akebono a sumo legend, but he's not the best guy to be the top star.
He gets this award for not only now being a singles wrestler but
being the Triple Crown Champion (All Japan's top honor) which is
something he's not very suited for.
Worst
Gaijin (Foreigner) of the Year:
Tama Tonga (New Japan)- When I say Tama Tonga is the worst, I don't
want it to come off as he's bad but rather he's the least impressive.
Out of all the gaijin/foreigners, he just came off as lackluster. He
never blew me away, he never came off as impressive or incredible
especially for a junior heavyweight. He never stood out, he never had
that awesome match or feud and was just there. Honestly, out of all
the foreigners New Japan could bring in, there's better choices out
there.
Worst
Tag Team of the Year:
TenCozy (New Japan)- From 1999-2002, TenCozy (then TenKoji) were one
of the best and most popular tag teams in Japan but those days are
over. Along with their 3 year run, the team enjoyed a few reunions in
2006, 2008, 2009, and since started teaming again in 2011. Safe to
say, this team is very stale after teaming on and off for 14 years.
To make matters worst, both Hiroyoshi Tenzan and Satoshi Kojima have
had their share of injuries especially this year as both were
sidelined this year. Worst of all, both were hurt during a tag title
reign. Unfortunately, despite the injuries and staleness, the team
was still pushed as a top team this year as they held the IWGP Tag
Team Titles and were the finalist of the 2013 World Tag League. I
take nothing away from TenCozy but they had no business getting the
push they got this year and hopefully they'll be sent to the midcard
next year.
Most
Overrated Wrestler of the Year:
Shinsuke Nakamura (New Japan)- Nakamura was definitely a guy that
probably got more than he should've this year. There was a time when
Nakamura was a great talent and addition to New Japan but he's been
boring for the past year. He's like the Japanese Randy Orton in that
he's solid in the ring but so boring in personality. His look reminds
me of a Japanese Johnny Depp on acid for some reason. Nakamura spent
99% of 2013 as New Japan's IWGP Intercontinental Champion and there
was no reason for it. Given New Japan's huge roster, The title
could've been put on other wrestlers. Tomohiro Ishii had a great year
and he deserved a reign. Tatsuya Naito could've won it leading up to
his IWGP Heavyweight Championship match at Wrestle Kingdom 8 instead
of being given the useless NEVER Openweight Championship. Toru Yano
has been WAY overdue for a title reign. Hell, Prince Devitt deserved
a reign especially with New Japan being interested in moving him to
heavyweight. Honestly, there were so many choices that were better
than Nakamura.
Worst
Promotion of the Year:
New Japan Pro Wrestling- Probably the most controversial pick but I
stand by it. Matchwise, New Japan had an excellent year with tons of
great matches and some that are match of the year worthy. However,
the problem with New Japan wasn't the matches. The problem was the
booking. Overall, New Japan has one of the most stacked rosters in
all of the Orient. Yet, I personally thought other companies with
half the roster did more with what they had much better. The
Heavyweight Tag Team Titles were on the very stale and broken down
TenCozy for half the year. The Junior Heavyweight Title wasn't
defended at all for the last 5 months of the year as Prince Devitt
was focusing more on the heavyweight division. Nakamura held the
Intercontinental Title all year long which got very old, very quick.
The Junior Tag Team Titles were put in a never-ending series of
matches between the Time Splitters and the Forever Hooligans. The
NEVER Openweight Title means nothing and there's no reason to have it
since New Japan didn't run any shows under the NEVER banner this
year. All in all, New Japan has the roster but doesn't do much with
it. Both Tag Team Divisions could be stronger if the promotion built
some new teams. The Junior Heavyweight Title could mean more on an
actual junior heavyweight like KUSHIDA or BUSHI. The Intercontinental
Title should've been passed around a bit more with guys like Yano,
Ishii, and Naito deserving reigns. The title could've also been used
to help transition Devitt from a junior heavyweight to a heavyweight.
Overall, New Japan has the talent and the championships to do amazing
things, I just wished they were used better.
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