Again, I wish there was something from the Revolutionary War that explains why we light fireworks and barbecue on 4th of July. Like, the original 13 Colonies lighting fireworks as a symbol of their declaration of independence. That would've been cool. I would love to have it be revealed one day that the Colonial Army had barbecues and barrels of ale like when Forrest Gump and Bubba first went to Vietnam and they found out it was nothing like The United States of America except the beer cans and barbecues. It would also be cool if someone thought of George Washington as "General George" like Lt. Dan.