If Johny "Bigg Rigg" Hendricks fights again, I want Bruce Buffer to announce him as the following.

"Fighting out of the nearest Whataburger"

Johny "So Bigg he has two gs Rigg" Hendricks
Johny "Bigger than a Big Rig" Hendricks
Johny "More Tires than a Big Rig" Hendricks

You can have a lot of fun with this.

Speaking of Hendricks, I don't think there was a funnier bit where someone failed to make weight since Anthony Johnson before his fight with Vitor Belfort at UFC 142.